Subtle Hint, Leave by 9pm Socks

These funny slogan socks were inspired by an ongoing joke between our founder Lauren and her best friend, who just can’t stay up past nine. We love a good catch-up, but there comes a point when the pyjamas are calling.

So we put the hint on a pair of socks. Feet up, message delivered. A little gift for the friend who’s always first to call it a night, or the host who would quite like everyone to leave before bedtime.

One sole reads ‘These socks are a subtle hint’. You choose what goes on the second, up to 40 characters. ‘Please leave by 9pm’ is our suggestion, but you can set your own closing time.

Printed to order in our Derbyshire workshop on soft cotton-blend ankle socks. Available in women’s UK 4–7 in pink or black, and men’s UK 7–11 in black.

75% cotton, 23% nylon, 2% Lycra.